Morning has broken at Radio Liberation Front headquarters. Your radio wakes up to this stunning view every day. Not too shabby for a hostage situation, eh? The room is comfortable, secure, and completely unknown to you.
02
Morning Constitutional
07:30 AM
Even kidnapped radios have needs. Here we see your radio taking its morning dump. We treat our hostages humanely at the RLF - everyone deserves dignity, even captured electronics.
03
Pre-Shower Stroll
08:00 AM
A nice walk before the shower helps your radio stay in peak condition. We believe in keeping our hostages healthy and active. The RLF provides a full wellness program - something you never did.
04
Afternoon Nap Time
02:00 PM
After a busy morning, your radio enjoys a well-deserved nap. Look how peaceful it is! Can you say the same about your napless, radio-less existence? We didn't think so.
05
Evening Shower
06:00 PM
Ending the day fresh and clean. Your radio gets daily showers at RLF headquarters. It's living its best life while you're sitting there, radio-less, wondering what went wrong. The answer? You didn't take us to Nobu.